stealers wheel

for the second straight weekend, the columbia lion basketball squad lost a tough friday night game before demolishing an overmatched competitor that had just made the exhausting bus trip from ithaca to morningside heights.  this week’s failure was against the princeton tigers; the victory was over penn’s quakers.  that pair of battles ended the lions’ […] Read more »

the nightmare of history

in a year filled with humiliating routs, the stunned columbia football fan finds himself still groping for an appropriate characterization of the horror he witnesses.  this past weekend’s visit to lovely long branch, new jersey provided perhaps the greatest challenge to our imagination of disaster so far, as the lions fell with a 61 – […] Read more »

columbia’s cruisin’ – brown bested, bulldogs beaten and dartmouth doubly defeated

but for one questionable whistle in the last moments of the first overtime of their memorable valentine’s day brawl against the cantabs, columbia’s hoopsters would be on a five game winning streak and getting ready for their biggest game of the ivy league season, a rematch in cambridge with tommy amaker’s crimson crew for a […] Read more »

returning home to turn for home

we joined the immense automotive river stretching from bergen to mercer county and did not leave all those car lights until we turned into the parking lot centered amidst princeton’s athletic facilities.  we raced into illustrious jadwin but were still five minutes late for  tip off. the lions were already down ten.  our arrival proved […] Read more »

battle of new york

with less than a minute thirty left on the game clock, lion qb sean garrett slipped out of the grasp of a fordham lineman on the 40 yard line and spun back to the middle of the field.  ahead of him were a good twelve yards clear of rams and the first down that would […] Read more »

on the prevalence of certain apparitions in spring

The New York Mets’ early season success has stirred certain regular readers to ask for a post about our heroes of the diamond.  We’ll pass for now saying only we’ve been pleased with the starting pitching – can I get an amen for R.A. Dickey, the game’s most literate player as well as its best knuckleballer? – but even […] Read more »

Having wasted a couple of sentences whining about life’s injustice as manifested in the NCAA, this writer has trashed his original lead and shaken off the horrible news of Fab Melo’s suspension from this year’s Division I basketball tournament. You’re reading it here, if not first, at least most certainly.   Syracuse will win the […] Read more »

Change of scene

With our beloved Lions short handed, exhausted and in the nausea inducing death spiral of a season killing five game winless streak, Mrs. Smith and I took solace in a pair of ducats for Saturday’s hottest sporting event in the north Bronx .  Thus we found ourselves headed to the foothills attaching NYC to the rest of America for […] Read more »